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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Suck My Dick I'm a Winner

I'm a king among men, a duke, a prince, an emperor but you can call me Borris the guy that got a ticket to BDO.  Just letting all the non music lovers or non Australians, Big Day Out is one of the hardest festivals to get tickets to, generally they run out in less than half an hour, tonight they ran out in three minutes.  Did that stop your triumphant hero from coming across one, no, Borris being the man that I am I jumped on my computer, the nets capped, I DON'T CARE, I fucking willed my cables to do their jobs, bigpond can get fucked, they aren't stopping me from living the dream.  After ordering my ticket, anxiety struck, would I get it, would someone else, would i have to fight them to reclaim my ticket, nobody gets my ticket and doesn't ask me first, thats just bullshit they can't do that.  So I waited for my confirmation email, would it come, ahahahahahahahahahaha come, but yeah, would I get to go to the BIG DAY OUT, would I live the dream.  I probably gave away the answer in the title, yes I got a ticket.   Although now i'm struck down with choices, I also want to go see MUSCLES, Reel Big Fish and The Aquabats and Sunset Sounds, but i don't have the money unless I decide not to go out for my friends eighteenth and doing that would be a tremendous dick move.  I'll just have to pray that everybody doesn't want to go to the same stuff as me, maybe I'll become indie and get a shit taste in music and become a pretentious douchebag then nobody will want to be at the same gigs as me.

6 comments:

  1. good for you getting the ticket. have fun.

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  2. you fuck your friends if they have shit taste in music.

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  3. im the king of boggle, there is none higher, i got 14 points off the word quagmire

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  4. don't listen to your friends

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  5. Fair play for gettin the tickets

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  6. that's a unique perspective on it!

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