Borris Karloff's Wonder Emporium

I wish i had a smoke machine, imagine the ambience i could create if i had one, it would be amazing, could walk around the house, gloomy as ...

I always thought things would change, I always thought that when i was older I would be cooler, happier, have more fun.  I still do think th...

I love the rain, rain is good, it makes everthing better.  I prefer it to the weather being really hot cause that just sucks alot, all humid...

Yeah I'm being sarcastic, sarcastic as fuck, I'm giving the biggest sarcastic thumbs up the universe has ever seen while also doing ...

"And we all know, if you want to get loose go for the bull and goose" Alcohol, the magic liquid, it can free a man, but also make...

I'm a king among men, a duke, a prince, an emperor but you can call me Borris the guy that got a ticket to BDO.  Just letting all the no...

I have and it wasn't pleasant, you'd think after about an hour an iPod would run out of Lady Gaga but no very slightly different rem...